When The Cat Is Away....

I am doing the bachelor thing this weekend. Susan left this afternoon to go home for a visit with her Mother in Tennessee. Tonight me and the kids ordered pizza and watched Around The World In 80 Days. After I got the kids in bed I retired to our bedroom and watched Van Helsing. It was actually a pretty good action packed movie. Now I am sitting here thinking of being bad. Any suggestions for some "wife is gone" fun for me this weekend? Should I host a party, hire some strippers, or start my own meth lab? I think I should go for the party idea with maybe a couple strippers. Anyone want to come? If you leave now I am sure most of you could be here by sun down tomorrow. Ya'll come on down! I'll have the front porch light on for you.