Marriage Made On-Line

The life and times of a (somewhat) normal man who found his true love in an Internet chat room.

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Name: Chuck
Location: near Birmingham, Alabama, United States

I am a remarried 36 year old man with two great kids from my first marriage. This blog is about the ups and downs of my life, marriage and a few other things along the way.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Important Moments in the Life of Chuck...

Well, here I am again, the Good Husband, guest blogging more than I am on my own blog. Of course, things there are depressing. At least here I can get away from my bleak existence and have some fun. Chuck's treatment seems to be moving along well. Miss Teria left me a voice mail yesterday telling me that he is responding to the hypnotism very well and by next Monday he will be once again cured of his desire to double over and get busy in front of Sue and the neighbors. Miss Teria also told me that she was sending me an email with a few events from Chuck's past that she feels are important as to why he would do such inappropriate things without concern for the norms of social interactions.

Well, I am no psychologist or philosopher so reading the details of Chuck's past didn't really make a lot of sense to me. I did think though, that with Chuck out of town and me having the guest pass to his blog, I should post these tales of Chuck's youth in the hopes that they will prompt someone to shed light on his condition.

  1. The day before Chuck's thirteenth birthday was the first time he showed his wee pecker to a woman outside his immediate family. It was, in fact, the first time that any woman had seen Chuck's winkie since the hair started to grow down there because, like all little boys going through puberty, once the hair started showing up he kept things pretty private. The day it happened Chuck was running an errand for his mother. She needed some sugar from the grocery store and couldn't drive there with all the preparation she was doing for his birthday party the next day. So, she asked Chuck to go to the store on his bike.

    The store was about a mile from the house and was a quick ride for young Chuck. He rode out the neighborhood and down the street, cutting through a strip mall's parking lot on the way. In that strip mall was a kid's clothing store and when Chuck rode by the lady who worked there was dressing mannequins in the window. The mannequins were all about Chuck's height and he found his attention fixed watching the lady, a fit and attractive college aged blonde in a yellow summer dress, pressing her hands into the crotch of the boy mannequins while zipping up its jeans.

    Chuck rode by slowly, watching her at work, feeling a stirring in his own jeans, but remembering his task and eventually making it to the grocery store. After the sugar, and a can of pepsi, was bought Chuck started his ride home. Once again he passed the clothing store and now the lady was bent at the waist tying the shoes of the boy mannequin. Due to her pose, and the light material of her dress, Chuck could make out the little blue flower print of her panties and this excited him. He stopped his bike and stared, watching her tie the shoelaces and staring at her panties until she turned around and caught him looking. Chuck blushed but the lady just smiled and waved at him, showing no difference to his gaze. Emboldened, Chuck walked into the store and over to the front window where he proceeded to drop his jeans and underwear and pointed at his hard on and said "Hey babe, how about a blow job?"
  2. By the summer of Chuck's fourteenth year he had kissed a few girls. Mostly quick kisses that really were nothing more that tentative pecks. He would listen to the older boys at his school and their sexual conquests and dream about the day when he would make out with a girl properly. He wanted to get past first base and on around to third at the least, but the girls he knew wanted nothing to do with Chuck. They had heard stories about his weird activities; exposing his wang for example.

    That summer Chuck's mother was excited because her oldest brother was coming with his family to visit from their home outside Murren Switzerland where he worked as a technician in an allergy clinic run by a flamboyant Count. Chuck's Uncle had married a French woman he'd met some seventeen years prior and soon after they married the couple gave birth to twin daughters. Since then Chuck's uncle had come back to the states a few times, but no one had met his aunt or cousins in person until then. The twins were a few months older than Chuck and were both stunningly beautiful. Their bodies had the curves of womanhood with the perfection of youth and when the two were together men would stare unabashedly at them.

    The day they arrived Chuck's mother told him that although he had never met the girls or his Aunt, he was to treat them like family, just like all his other aunts and uncles and cousins leaving in the trailer park nearby. They had different customs and accents, but they were still family and Chuck needed to make them feel as welcome in their home as he could. As the rental car pulled up in their driveway Chuck's family went outside to greet their European relatives.

    Chuck watched as his mother and father hugged and kissed his uncle and aunt. Then his parents moved to the twins and greeted them with hugs and kisses. His cousins were the most attractive girls he'd seen. Both of them were wearing tight shirts with their nipples protruding against the fabric at the peak of four perfectly perky breasts. Chuck's uncle picked him up in a great bear hug and told him that he looked just like he did as a teen. Then Chuck's aunt came over and pinched his cheeks telling him how adorable he was. She leaned forward and Chuck knew what he had to do. As his aunt placed her lips on his for a hello kiss Chuck shot his tongue into her mouth for a proper French style kiss.

    For the rest of the visit Chuck was kept away from his Aunt and the twins.