Chuck online...
Well, today is Friday and Chuck's going to be coming back soon. Look at what has happened while he's been gone. All of his readers have found out about his dishrag, the self-sucking, his first French kiss and now about his fetish with dogs; poor guy. If it wasn't so much fun being invited to be a guest blogger here, I'd almost feel sorry for him. However, he did send me a lot of links to midget porn, so I can't really feel sorry for the guy.
In any case, yesterday Sparkey took this blog to a very well written new low, and I feel that the challenge is mine to figure out a way to cross that line. Unfortunately, I'm working hard today and I don't have Sparkey's ability for the well written erotica. Instead, I'll have to come up with something else. I guess the best thing for me to do is to document a few of Chuck's other online interests. I mean, you don't really think that writing a blog is the only outlet for this man's considerable talents do you?
I bet you never knew that Chuck has written a number of 'how to' web sites about some of his more interesting hobbies. Take for example this 'how to' web site that Chuck wrote after spending a summer working at a marine life institute on Florida's coast. Note the delicate sensitivity that Chuck shares for the post-coital experience:
What a man!
In addition to his interests in mammals, both those who walk into his yard while Sue is shopping with her mother and those who swim up to him, Chuck is also known for his culinary skills in the kitchen. On occasion, when the mood strikes him or if he's cooking up a meal for his boss, Chuck will find a recipe from his favorite cooking community online. Note that a number of the dishes on the site have been reviewed by Chuck; although mostly he seems to just say 'Yummy!'
While the hypnotism has helped with his activities of a solo oral type, it hasn't stopped him from using what doesn't make it into the dishrag for some of his favorite meals. For the past few days Chuck has been saving his stuff for a Thanksgiving meal that no one is sure to forget. He always makes his side dish of Cumberry Sauce and for desert the family always enjoys Chuck's Candy Cum Pecans.
Initially Sue and the kids were not fond of Chuck's 'secret ingredient' that he would furiously add to every dish. Thank goodness for Chuck's mother stepping in. Apparently Chuck's habit was something that his mother encouraged and when Sue complained to her new mother-in-law about the constant taste of her man in their meals, dear old Mom bought her a suppy of this stuff. Now Chuck's bounty makes a pleasing addition to almost any meal. He uses it like seasoning now and on occasion, he will even add his favorite flavor to dishes served in restaurants.
Chuck's other food and beverage related online interest, maybe interest isn't the right word here; better to say that the majority of what Chuck purchases on the web comes from this German beverage site. Every month Chuck buys cases of this stuff to assure that he never runs out. It is not just the drink that Chuck enjoys; there's the bottle too. After drinking his morning load Chuck likes to lie back on the bed and enjoy the tubular packaging in a way that was only recently illegal in his home state of Alabama. As German is not a language that Chuck speaks, he just refers to the drink as his morning pick-me-up-and-bend-me-over-and-make-me-moan.
A few years back Chuck and I met each other, as I detailed in my Monday post. Our meetings, at the chronic masturbators anonymous group in LA, the one that met in the Mormon Tabernacle and not the one that meets at the Neverland Ranch (although Chuck went to that one too), would occasionally include some of the activity that we were trying to prevent. Sometimes some one would share a technique with others and demonstrations were not uncommon. Chuck was particularly interested in the equipment I was bringing to the club; with most of his attention being focused on my foreskin. You understand, Chuck's father was circumcised as an infant and he insisted that Chuck go under the knife too (actually, Chuck's mother did it at home when he was 12).
The good news is, now years later Chuck is working on restoring this missing part of his person. If you were to check his browser history you would find frequent visits to sites that teach men how to regain their lost love glove.
So there is a pretty decent history of Chuck's online interests. Most of the sites I linked to are found daily in his browser history. I do hope that once again you don't think any less of Chuck for his interests. Remember, not everyone is just like you and the best way to enjoy your life is to appreciate the differences between people.
Yours as a guest blogger,
The Good Husband
In any case, yesterday Sparkey took this blog to a very well written new low, and I feel that the challenge is mine to figure out a way to cross that line. Unfortunately, I'm working hard today and I don't have Sparkey's ability for the well written erotica. Instead, I'll have to come up with something else. I guess the best thing for me to do is to document a few of Chuck's other online interests. I mean, you don't really think that writing a blog is the only outlet for this man's considerable talents do you?
I bet you never knew that Chuck has written a number of 'how to' web sites about some of his more interesting hobbies. Take for example this 'how to' web site that Chuck wrote after spending a summer working at a marine life institute on Florida's coast. Note the delicate sensitivity that Chuck shares for the post-coital experience:
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you.
What a man!
In addition to his interests in mammals, both those who walk into his yard while Sue is shopping with her mother and those who swim up to him, Chuck is also known for his culinary skills in the kitchen. On occasion, when the mood strikes him or if he's cooking up a meal for his boss, Chuck will find a recipe from his favorite cooking community online. Note that a number of the dishes on the site have been reviewed by Chuck; although mostly he seems to just say 'Yummy!'
While the hypnotism has helped with his activities of a solo oral type, it hasn't stopped him from using what doesn't make it into the dishrag for some of his favorite meals. For the past few days Chuck has been saving his stuff for a Thanksgiving meal that no one is sure to forget. He always makes his side dish of Cumberry Sauce and for desert the family always enjoys Chuck's Candy Cum Pecans.
Initially Sue and the kids were not fond of Chuck's 'secret ingredient' that he would furiously add to every dish. Thank goodness for Chuck's mother stepping in. Apparently Chuck's habit was something that his mother encouraged and when Sue complained to her new mother-in-law about the constant taste of her man in their meals, dear old Mom bought her a suppy of this stuff. Now Chuck's bounty makes a pleasing addition to almost any meal. He uses it like seasoning now and on occasion, he will even add his favorite flavor to dishes served in restaurants.
Chuck's other food and beverage related online interest, maybe interest isn't the right word here; better to say that the majority of what Chuck purchases on the web comes from this German beverage site. Every month Chuck buys cases of this stuff to assure that he never runs out. It is not just the drink that Chuck enjoys; there's the bottle too. After drinking his morning load Chuck likes to lie back on the bed and enjoy the tubular packaging in a way that was only recently illegal in his home state of Alabama. As German is not a language that Chuck speaks, he just refers to the drink as his morning pick-me-up-and-bend-me-over-and-make-me-moan.
A few years back Chuck and I met each other, as I detailed in my Monday post. Our meetings, at the chronic masturbators anonymous group in LA, the one that met in the Mormon Tabernacle and not the one that meets at the Neverland Ranch (although Chuck went to that one too), would occasionally include some of the activity that we were trying to prevent. Sometimes some one would share a technique with others and demonstrations were not uncommon. Chuck was particularly interested in the equipment I was bringing to the club; with most of his attention being focused on my foreskin. You understand, Chuck's father was circumcised as an infant and he insisted that Chuck go under the knife too (actually, Chuck's mother did it at home when he was 12).
The good news is, now years later Chuck is working on restoring this missing part of his person. If you were to check his browser history you would find frequent visits to sites that teach men how to regain their lost love glove.
So there is a pretty decent history of Chuck's online interests. Most of the sites I linked to are found daily in his browser history. I do hope that once again you don't think any less of Chuck for his interests. Remember, not everyone is just like you and the best way to enjoy your life is to appreciate the differences between people.
Yours as a guest blogger,
The Good Husband
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