100 Things About Me....
Since I am sure you are all dying to know this crap I thought I would take the time to put together a list as so many others have done.
1. I was born in the Appalachian Mountains of S.W. Virginia.
2. My parents were 17 when I was born.
3. They were not married when I was conceived.
4. I was 6 month old at their high school graduation.
5. As a child I was fixated on Star Wars, The Waltons and Little House On The Prairie.
6. I played football in school playing both offense and defensive line positions.
7. My dad was a body guard for the Governor of Virginia but left in '77 and we moved to eastern N.C.
8. My best friend in 6th-9th grades was our preachers son. He was a wild child.
9. I first smoked pot with this friend.
10. I first masturbated when I was in the eight grade.
11. My Mother's sister and her daughter lived with us for a while when I was a kid. My Dad's younger brother also did. He is my favorite uncle and always has been.
12. I am 6'5" tall.
13. I have weighed as much as 332 pounds before.
14. I lost almost 100 pounds on the Atkins Diet.
15. I lost my virginity in 11th grade on the day the space shuttle blew up.
16. I was very involved in theater during HS and college.
17. I have toured with two Broadway touring companies.
18. I have a nice singing voice but do not sing much outside of the car.
19. I worked a summer as the Pirate Capt. at the Treasure Ship on Panama City Beach. I had tourists convinced I was an English student spending the summer in the US.
20. My family and I moved to Panama City when I was in the 9th grade.
21. Once, in 11th grade, I let a very unattractive girl jack me off in the woods near our neighborhood only because she promised to help me in math.
22. I once, in 10th grade, watched as a friend made a slightly retarded older girl give him a bj. I still feel bad about not stopping him from doing that.
23. I dated a petite girl in 11th grade named Becky. I called her Beckums and she called me Chuckums.
24. I met the girl I dated for three years while we were both in the Sound Of Music. I was Capt. Von Trapp and she was Sister Margereta.
25. I went to community college on a theater scholarship.
26. The summer I worked as a Pirate Capt I had sex with a tourist girl who told me she was 18, but I later found out was 15. I was almost 19 years old at the time.
27. I can still remember her red panties and how much older she seemed.
28. I have used Copenhagen snuff since I was 15 years old, although not as much now as I used to.
29. I transferred to a liberal arts university in Alabama after my two years were up at community college.
30. I knew not a soul when I got to university.
31. I went as a theater major, but changed my major when I learned I was the only straight guy in the dept.
32. I pledged and was a member of Delta Chi Fraternity.
33. Fraternity initiation left me with both scary and happy memories.
34. I later became Pledge Master and took my pledges to New Orleans for Mardi Gras.
35. I was involved in an interdenominational ministry in college called Campus Outreach.
36. I cheated on my 3 year girlfriend from back home with a sorority girl.
37. When I told my girlfriend about it over Thanksgiving break she threw a glass of water in my face.
38. The sorority girl became my wife (F.A.) two years later.
39. F.A. (the later ex wife) and I dated for two years.
40. I broke up with FA twice so I could date, and have sex with, two other girls.
41. Had I not been concerned with what people would have thought about me I would have walked away from her at the alter on the day we married.
42. The first two years of my first marriage were great, it went down hill after that.
43. I have two children, a girl 11 and a boy 4.
44. In 2000 my (then) wife told me I could have sex with other women as often as I want as long as I don't form an attraction and I don't bring home any disease.
45. I didn't make use of her offer for a while.
46. I have paid for sex.
47. I was with an escort on the night of Sept.10, 2001 at a hotel in a city where I was working.
48. I felt terrible the next day when the world suddenly changed, thinking about what it was I had done the night before.
49. I have always wanted to own a Corvette.
50. I would love to drive a Hummer.
51. I have very bad organizational skills.
52. I have discovered that I like working in the yard.
53. The house I live in now is the only house I have ever owned. I always rented before.
54. I would love to have a dog, but hate the house training thing.
55. I once used cocaine regularly for two months back in the early 90's. I have no desire to try it again.
56. I tend to keep my pubes trimmed and my balls shaved.
57. I enjoy cutting grass because it gives me time to think about things.
58. I am still a big Star Wars fan and have read all the Expanded Universe novels that have been written.
59. I am very romantic and would love more opportunity to be so.
60. I love to kiss, real deep sexy kissing but rarely get to do it.
61. In the past year I have discovered that I love to paint (walls) and I think I am pretty good at it.
62. I met my second, and last, wife in a Yahoo chat room.
63. I have never felt love like I feel for my wife.
64. Being married to my wife hasn't been easy for either of us. We have had quite a few hurdles to overcome.
65. Having a beer while watering flowers is something I love to do.
66. I worry how my divorce will affect my children as they grow up.
67. I love my children more than I can imagine.
68. I am so thankful that things worked out so I can be the primary custodial parent.
69. I love the way my wife can make me laugh just by saying something stupid.
70. I am most definitely a T&A man. I love boobies and booty.
71. I take anti depressant medication although I doubt deep down whether I need to be taking it.
72. I have never been out of the country, but I would love to travel to Europe.
73. I love my wife's breasts.
74. I still get a little scared watching The Exorcist.
75. My 4th Great Grandmother on my Dad's Father's side was the sister of Nancy Hanks, Abraham Lincoln's Mother.
76. I have been told that I have sexy hands.
77. I am proud that my wife is so driven in her career.
78. I want to exercise more frequently.
79. I have always had a deep feeling that I wouldn't live past the age of 53.
80. I will be 36 years old on November 26th.
81. Sometimes I worry that my ex wife will never do anything with her life but live off the aid of others.
82. I have had sex or some sort of sexual relations with more than 30 women. I am glad that I have got that out of my system and am over the need to explore.
83. I would be willing to have sex less frequently with my wife if only it could be more intimate and intense when we do.
84. Blue is my favorite color but for years I had to repress this favoritism because I worked for Coca-Cola and nothing blue (Pepsi colored) could be tolerated.
85. I am fortunate to now have the job that I have and love it. I also think the world of my boss.
86. Good friends are something that I covet and never want to do without.
87. Other than having met my wife through the Internet, I personally feel that it does more harm than good.
88. I have exposed myself, by request, on web cam.
89. The first time I had phone sex with my wife (we weren't married at the time) I faked it.
90. I had nightmares as a child that involved Herman Munster.
91. My Dad's first name is Herman. I am glad I wasn't made a Jr.
92. As a very young child I was forced to drink urine from a Mello Yello bottle by some teenagers.
93. I have only ever been in one fist fight and I won.
94. The first girl I ever kissed name was Kelly and it was in the 2nd grade.
95. My first paying job was as a disc jockey when I was in 7th grade.
96. I have worked as a bouncer and as a bartender.
97. When I was in kindergarten during nap time I would look forward to my teacher walking by my mat so I could look up her dress from my position on the floor.
98. I take pride in detailing my wife's car, usually once a week.
99. I could spend all day watching movies if allowed.
100. When my wife says she loves me right as I cum it secretly makes me happy.
Well I did it and I could go on, but most likely you have skipped over this post anyway. It was kind of fun. Some of these things I haven't thought about in years.
1. I was born in the Appalachian Mountains of S.W. Virginia.
2. My parents were 17 when I was born.
3. They were not married when I was conceived.
4. I was 6 month old at their high school graduation.
5. As a child I was fixated on Star Wars, The Waltons and Little House On The Prairie.
6. I played football in school playing both offense and defensive line positions.
7. My dad was a body guard for the Governor of Virginia but left in '77 and we moved to eastern N.C.
8. My best friend in 6th-9th grades was our preachers son. He was a wild child.
9. I first smoked pot with this friend.
10. I first masturbated when I was in the eight grade.
11. My Mother's sister and her daughter lived with us for a while when I was a kid. My Dad's younger brother also did. He is my favorite uncle and always has been.
12. I am 6'5" tall.
13. I have weighed as much as 332 pounds before.
14. I lost almost 100 pounds on the Atkins Diet.
15. I lost my virginity in 11th grade on the day the space shuttle blew up.
16. I was very involved in theater during HS and college.
17. I have toured with two Broadway touring companies.
18. I have a nice singing voice but do not sing much outside of the car.
19. I worked a summer as the Pirate Capt. at the Treasure Ship on Panama City Beach. I had tourists convinced I was an English student spending the summer in the US.
20. My family and I moved to Panama City when I was in the 9th grade.
21. Once, in 11th grade, I let a very unattractive girl jack me off in the woods near our neighborhood only because she promised to help me in math.
22. I once, in 10th grade, watched as a friend made a slightly retarded older girl give him a bj. I still feel bad about not stopping him from doing that.
23. I dated a petite girl in 11th grade named Becky. I called her Beckums and she called me Chuckums.
24. I met the girl I dated for three years while we were both in the Sound Of Music. I was Capt. Von Trapp and she was Sister Margereta.
25. I went to community college on a theater scholarship.
26. The summer I worked as a Pirate Capt I had sex with a tourist girl who told me she was 18, but I later found out was 15. I was almost 19 years old at the time.
27. I can still remember her red panties and how much older she seemed.
28. I have used Copenhagen snuff since I was 15 years old, although not as much now as I used to.
29. I transferred to a liberal arts university in Alabama after my two years were up at community college.
30. I knew not a soul when I got to university.
31. I went as a theater major, but changed my major when I learned I was the only straight guy in the dept.
32. I pledged and was a member of Delta Chi Fraternity.
33. Fraternity initiation left me with both scary and happy memories.
34. I later became Pledge Master and took my pledges to New Orleans for Mardi Gras.
35. I was involved in an interdenominational ministry in college called Campus Outreach.
36. I cheated on my 3 year girlfriend from back home with a sorority girl.
37. When I told my girlfriend about it over Thanksgiving break she threw a glass of water in my face.
38. The sorority girl became my wife (F.A.) two years later.
39. F.A. (the later ex wife) and I dated for two years.
40. I broke up with FA twice so I could date, and have sex with, two other girls.
41. Had I not been concerned with what people would have thought about me I would have walked away from her at the alter on the day we married.
42. The first two years of my first marriage were great, it went down hill after that.
43. I have two children, a girl 11 and a boy 4.
44. In 2000 my (then) wife told me I could have sex with other women as often as I want as long as I don't form an attraction and I don't bring home any disease.
45. I didn't make use of her offer for a while.
46. I have paid for sex.
47. I was with an escort on the night of Sept.10, 2001 at a hotel in a city where I was working.
48. I felt terrible the next day when the world suddenly changed, thinking about what it was I had done the night before.
49. I have always wanted to own a Corvette.
50. I would love to drive a Hummer.
51. I have very bad organizational skills.
52. I have discovered that I like working in the yard.
53. The house I live in now is the only house I have ever owned. I always rented before.
54. I would love to have a dog, but hate the house training thing.
55. I once used cocaine regularly for two months back in the early 90's. I have no desire to try it again.
56. I tend to keep my pubes trimmed and my balls shaved.
57. I enjoy cutting grass because it gives me time to think about things.
58. I am still a big Star Wars fan and have read all the Expanded Universe novels that have been written.
59. I am very romantic and would love more opportunity to be so.
60. I love to kiss, real deep sexy kissing but rarely get to do it.
61. In the past year I have discovered that I love to paint (walls) and I think I am pretty good at it.
62. I met my second, and last, wife in a Yahoo chat room.
63. I have never felt love like I feel for my wife.
64. Being married to my wife hasn't been easy for either of us. We have had quite a few hurdles to overcome.
65. Having a beer while watering flowers is something I love to do.
66. I worry how my divorce will affect my children as they grow up.
67. I love my children more than I can imagine.
68. I am so thankful that things worked out so I can be the primary custodial parent.
69. I love the way my wife can make me laugh just by saying something stupid.
70. I am most definitely a T&A man. I love boobies and booty.
71. I take anti depressant medication although I doubt deep down whether I need to be taking it.
72. I have never been out of the country, but I would love to travel to Europe.
73. I love my wife's breasts.
74. I still get a little scared watching The Exorcist.
75. My 4th Great Grandmother on my Dad's Father's side was the sister of Nancy Hanks, Abraham Lincoln's Mother.
76. I have been told that I have sexy hands.
77. I am proud that my wife is so driven in her career.
78. I want to exercise more frequently.
79. I have always had a deep feeling that I wouldn't live past the age of 53.
80. I will be 36 years old on November 26th.
81. Sometimes I worry that my ex wife will never do anything with her life but live off the aid of others.
82. I have had sex or some sort of sexual relations with more than 30 women. I am glad that I have got that out of my system and am over the need to explore.
83. I would be willing to have sex less frequently with my wife if only it could be more intimate and intense when we do.
84. Blue is my favorite color but for years I had to repress this favoritism because I worked for Coca-Cola and nothing blue (Pepsi colored) could be tolerated.
85. I am fortunate to now have the job that I have and love it. I also think the world of my boss.
86. Good friends are something that I covet and never want to do without.
87. Other than having met my wife through the Internet, I personally feel that it does more harm than good.
88. I have exposed myself, by request, on web cam.
89. The first time I had phone sex with my wife (we weren't married at the time) I faked it.
90. I had nightmares as a child that involved Herman Munster.
91. My Dad's first name is Herman. I am glad I wasn't made a Jr.
92. As a very young child I was forced to drink urine from a Mello Yello bottle by some teenagers.
93. I have only ever been in one fist fight and I won.
94. The first girl I ever kissed name was Kelly and it was in the 2nd grade.
95. My first paying job was as a disc jockey when I was in 7th grade.
96. I have worked as a bouncer and as a bartender.
97. When I was in kindergarten during nap time I would look forward to my teacher walking by my mat so I could look up her dress from my position on the floor.
98. I take pride in detailing my wife's car, usually once a week.
99. I could spend all day watching movies if allowed.
100. When my wife says she loves me right as I cum it secretly makes me happy.
Well I did it and I could go on, but most likely you have skipped over this post anyway. It was kind of fun. Some of these things I haven't thought about in years.
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